Give me love

girlish-pride:

bitchimightbey:

l0rdfapulous:

tehnakki:

legalmexican:

afrojabi:

shitty-science:

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

thank you for this

I need the equation you used for this

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

I hate this website

This could be a SAT question

@einayim

scomichefruitfly:

 - Beatbox

 - Play Cello

 - Sing

 - Write/Produce music

 - Be a doctor if he wants

 - Speak fluent mandarin

 - Probably more that I’ve forgotten about bc this list is so danging long

how am I meant to continue in life knowing that this man exists?

spacesorbet:

people keep saying “go big or go home” as if going home doesn’t sound like the best idea ever?? hell yeah i wanna go home, and i’m gonna take a nap when i get there

santa:

dumbledorathexplora:

i finished my christmas list i can’t wait

• $ 1,000,000 in cash
• boyfriend
• the souls of those who have displeased me this year
• another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
• money

We need to talk